The John Kerry Center For International Studies

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Originally uploaded by schadenfreude.

I sure hope Senator Kerry wins the election. He's a real smarty. He's going to give nuclear material to...IRAN. Looking for a "more sensitive" approach to a member of the Axis of Evil, no doubt. Wait, it gets better:

"Kerry holds out some hope that a negotiated solution with Iran is possible. He said the United States and other nations should 'call their bluff' by offering nuclear fuel for peaceful purposes, then taking back the spent fuel so it can't be used for weapons."

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"If that process fails, the United States could try to ensure that the International Atomic Energy Agency takes the issue to the U.N. Security Council, where Iran could face sanctions."

Yes, you read that right. Go ahead and read it again, I'll wait.

Neat, huh? Take back the spent fuel. They're going to give that up....uh huh.

And when Iran does the inevitable, he'll go running to the U.N. and ask for sanctions. Those never enforced, teats-on-a-boar-hog sanctions.

Works for me.